莫非喜歡你的沒心沒肺阿關(guān) <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你太容易笑，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">幾乎不要什么理由，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">干嘛那么張揚(yáng)，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">花兒都被笑開了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">身份證編碼310，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">已是上海第四代了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">還是說不準(zhǔn)幾句滬語，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">別人嘲你，你說我說法語。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">什么好東西都告訴朋友，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">比如一種青皮番茄，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">卻有人悄悄說，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">勿好吃，像伊介紹的股票。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">好友聚餐，用完飯，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">幾個(gè)人搶著買單，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她甩出一句，虛頭巴腦啥，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">AA制，誰的筷子都伸自己碗里。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">富二代看中女兒</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">她硬生生給個(gè)發(fā)問</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">你甩過幾個(gè)女朋友了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">一朵花又謝了</span></p><p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">患較重的病，想去看她，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">卻說，你告訴過的呀，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">古代妃子生了重病，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">不讓皇上探望，怕壞了印象。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我無語了，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">我們就好友關(guān)系，</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">這話可是說的</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">哪里搭到哪里??？</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">?</span></p> <p class="ql-block"><br></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;">（圖片來自網(wǎng)絡(luò)，致謝原作）</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"><span class="ql-cursor">?</span></span></p>