又聞鼠聲山鬼佬 <p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 他與友人圍爐夜坐。手里拿著一盒“熊貓”香煙。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 傳聞此煙為某大人心頭好。點(diǎn)燃猛吸，煙味果然醇香……</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “你抽不抽？”他問(wèn)友人。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “不抽?！?lt;/span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> 當(dāng)他認(rèn)真品味時(shí)，聽(tīng)見(jiàn)“嗖”地一聲，一只老鼠正沖上樓頂，偷吃蔬菜去了。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “鼠膽包天！”友人怒斥。</span></p><p class="ql-block"><span style="font-size:20px;"> “偷是老鼠本性。家貓成了睜眼瞎，這才是問(wèn)題……”他嘆了嘆氣。</span></p>